My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
My littlest brother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I jokingly told him I wanted a flute.
On my birthday, he gave me this and said “I couldn’t buy one, so I made one instead.”
IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK
I CANT DRAW A FUCKING LINE
THIS FUCKING EPISODE.
Context would never help.
In Supernatural, sometimes context makes it worse.
" haha jk we had sex"
The elastic waistband trick – so you can get a little more stretch out of your favorite jeans before stocking up on maternity pants. Have a trick or two up your sleeve? Submit them here.
Maternity? Fuck that, I’m using this trick for Thanksgiving Dinner!!!